♥ Acting. ♥
Monday, December 22, 2008 ( 3:42:00 AM )
I just received the video frm Farhanah,the ones my batches acted during halloween nite. its crappingly funny. and i've watched it 4 times over and over and over again. Most of it, its impromptu.. we just go to the stage and crap..overall, its a nice show guys, i loove it. and its sad to say.. i'll miss acting with you all. *Mwwaah!
Anjana as "AnaFantasia"
Quotes: I was like in the car, i looked in the mirror.. And it was like OMG.You know what happened..like the worst thing that can EVER happen,.. my eyeliner was smudged. I was like omg.. I cannot go to a party with like a smudged eyeliner.. So what i do, i took out my cute little make up bag, and like took out my cute little eyeliner and like took out my eye make up remover. I can't use normal make up remover, I must use EYE make up remover. and then all i know i'm dead. How did that happen? Nobody told me i can't put make up whilei'm driving okay.. When i went for driving courses.. nobody told "you cannot make up when you're driving".. so then i kindda died.
And so with her being dead, she hosts the AnaFantasia talkshow for whoever who has died. Her guest stars are Matrep (The mat kena rape) , Susahlah (The maid who died looking at bangla), Javeleno (The athlete got stuck with javelin) and Kumar (The Kumar).
Syidah as "MatRape"
Quotes: Mr mat, i like wanted to date in you in high school and i like want to tell you you're hot but you kindda dissapeared after quite some time. What happen? You know what the problem is.. sad story. last time i use to have muscle. den i go clubbing.. i saw this woman.. minah ah.. she so mampat ah sey. Mr mat, we have a language barrier, what's mampat? Mampat = Fleshy, fleshy, Curvy, curvy, Sexy sexy. Like who pamela anderson (looking at her boobs) ok. im not mampat. And we go one corner very dark. suddenly she push medown the floor flat down ah sia, before i want to open my pants rite, she open her skirt. you know what i saw.. amazon forest ah sia.
You died because you saw the amazon? Haven yet, the amazon forest jump on me! thats y i die..i cannot take it. can you imagine a matrep kena rape. where who i put my face? i want to advise to all you of who want to rape or who kena rape to buy my book.. its called rape, so what.. ya, i mean so what you kena rape.. or you want to rape.. your problem is it.. my problem is it.. huh.. your problem is it.. my problem is it.. Rape, so what.
Sara as"Susahlah"
Quotes: My name is susahlah. i work for my mam. mam live bery bery bery bery far away
one day mam ask susahlah to clean window. susahlah turn on the music. susahlah clean the window. susahlah clean clean clean window. susahlah dip dip dip, wipe wipe wipe.. susahlah saw Bangla. handkerchief.. dlop. bangla pirst ploor. susahlah 10 ploor. susahlah saw bangla, susahlah die. Susahlah want to find bangla. matchmake bangla.. with pilipino, indo, myanmar altogether lah.
Rabia as "Javeleno"
Quotes: My mum wanted me to be an olympian okay. and then she name javeleno. JAVELENO. but its because of a javelin. she threw a javelin.. while she was pregnant. So, she name me javaleno. I was running for an olympics that time. I wanted to try the javelin.And then this guy showed me how to.. it was like this.. and theni wanted to throw it.. and then "HI-yak" i found it, it was the opposite way. It POKE me on the neck.. what else, mampos ah. Thats how i die.
Farhanah as "Kumar"
Quotes: Hello everybody. (approach to matrep) Bang... abang hensem. I was doing pole dancing. An then when i spin and spin.. (talking to matrep) Bang become the pole.. bang.. An when i spin and spin.. eh spin like this..slide and slide and slide..when i do this.. teng teng teng teng ke tak deng ke tak deng ke tak deng.. aduh! OMG YOU HIT YOUR HEAD. then i die lah. A CONCUSION. My plans now, I'm opening aerobics class. but then its related to pole dancing obviously. since i experience that bad bad bad experience, i would advise all those pole dancers to do it really really carefully. wait so you are like a safety instructor for a pole dancer. what a respectable job. So what are your plans for the future? Future..play chess.. Eh you know chess.. Chess lah chess.. play Chest!
Ok! That's enough. STOP! STOP! ehhhhh, its my show. (Things get out of hand) wahlah! This show is not working. I go pray first. Switch off the lights. This show is over! Wahlau!
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